
Up for Adoption
Please Read
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Our adoption agreement includes a clause that prohibits adopters from breeding any animals adopted from us.
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We are unable to ship animals at this time. Animals must be picked up at our property in Pace, Fl within 7 days of approval.
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If you are interested in adopting a pet from the Hippie Zoo, please read our adoption policies carefully before filling out an adoption application.
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Be sure to also check our adoption requirements by species to ensure that you have everything needed for your new pet.

Meet Vader
-1-2 yrs old
-Male
Ball Python. Shy Sweetheart. Pretty Boy.
About Me:
• A little shy at first- I like things slow and steady, but I promise I'm worth the wait.
• Once I know you're safe I'm all cuddles
•Gentle, used to being around kids
Looking for:
A patient, kind human who doesn't mind letting me settle in at my own pace and will celebrate my little moments of bravery. Bonus poi ts if you call me handsome, cuz I know I am.

Meet Charlie
-9-12 months old
-Male
Bearded Dragon. Growing Boy. Bug enthusiast.
About Me:
• Still in my awkward teen phase but already rocking serious dragon energy 🐉
• Love basking like I own the place and showing off my best head-bobs
• Bugs? Yes. All of them. Veggies? …we’re working on it
Looking for:
A human who’s ready to keep up with my big appetite and even bigger personality. Must appreciate dramatic arm waves, frequent snack demands, and a little teenage attitude. Bonus points if you let me think I’m the boss.

Meet Donnie
-9-12 months old
-Female
Bearded Dragon. Sassy Sweetheart. Veggie Skeptic.
About Me:
• Full of teen girl attitude but secretly a cuddle bug when I want to be
• Professional basker, part-time glass dancer
• Obsessed with bugs 🦗, but I’ll give you side-eye if you try to sneak too many greens in my bowl
Looking for:
A human who respects my diva moments and adores my sass. Must be cool with snack bribes, dramatic stares, and the occasional “queen of the tank” behavior. Bonus points if you tell me I’m the prettiest dragon daily.

Meet Knuckles
-Male
Bearded dragon,
road rescue, mirror wrestler 🦎
About Me:
• Found in the road but now living the good life while I wait for my forever home
• Sweet as can be… until I see my reflection — then it’s game on
• Loves basking, exploring, and watching the world from a high perch
Looking for:
A home that’s got safe spaces, good snacks, and maybe fewer mirrors. Someone who will laugh at my quirks, keep me well-fed, and let me live my best lizard life.

Meet Thomias
-Male
Ball python, introvert king, professional burrito
About Me:
• A little on the shy side, but once I know you, I’m the sweetest noodle around
• Big fan of cozy hides, quiet evenings, and minding my own business
• I might be small for my age, but I make up for it with charm and perfect little face spots 🐍
Looking for:
A patient human who understands that trust takes time (and maybe a few tasty meals). Must be okay with slow, gentle hangs and me occasionally disappearing into my hide like a tiny snake hermit

Meet Ruby
-Female
Leopard gecko, cuddle bug, professional sweetheart 💕
About Me:
• Basically a tiny, soft-eyed angel who just wants to hang out
• Loves gentle handling, cozy naps, and staring at you like you’re her whole world
• Will politely take her snacks and make you feel like the best chef ever 🦗
Looking for:
Someone who will give me a warm home, soft words, and endless bugs. Must be okay with falling in love with a lizard, because… I’m kinda irresistible.

Meet Reba
-Female
Leopard gecko, sunshine babe, bug addict
About Me:
• Basically just a little ray of lizard sunshine who thinks snacks are a personality trait
• Big fan of hiding in cozy spots, slow blinking like I’m judging you, and midnight cricket snacks
• Will give you the look until you hand over the bugs 🦗
Looking for:
A chill human who gets that naps are serious business and bugs are the way to my heart. Bonus points if you tell me I’m pretty at least twice a day

Meet Count Drogo
-8 years old
-Male
Bearded Dragon. Distinguished Gentleman. World Traveler.
About Me:
• 8 years young and full of charm
• I've traveled the world (literally, I've been over seas)
• Great with kids and always up for a snuggle or sunbath
•A bit of a messy drinker...my water dish is basically where I try to hide my unwanted greens
Looking for:
A human who appreciates a seasoned traveler with a heart of gold. Someone who won't mind a little water dish chaos.

Meet Scooby
-Male
Crested Gecko. Handsome Loner. Look, Don't Touch.
About Me:
•I'm small, spicy, and full of opinions. Cutie with boundaries.
• I don't really do cuddles, but I will strike a pose
• I like my space, my snacks, and my peace...in that order.
•May act tough, but I'm harmless.....unless you try to pick me up
Looking for:
A human who understands that love can mean admiration from afar. Someone who will keep my tank cozy and the food coming. Bonus points if you think a little feisty just means "full of personality".

Meet Jacqué
-Male
Crested Gecko. Shy Sweetheart. Goofball.
About Me:
• I'm a little shy and a little clumsy
• Super sweet, never mean, but I might spaz if you try to pick me up
• I love to hang out and eat h the world from my safe spot
Looking for:
A chill human who gets that naps are serious business and bugs are the way to my he gentle human who'll love me for my quirks and let me be my silly, awkward self.

Meet Normie
-Female
Bearded Dragon. Big Girl Energy. Social Butterfly.
About Me:
• Confident, curious, and always on the move..I like to know what everyone's up to
• Sweet as can be, with a little sass and ALOT of personality
• Basically the "it girl" -active, outgoing, and full of life
Looking for:
A fun loving human who enjoys hanging out with a lively curious dragon. Someone who will give me room to explore, plenty of snacks, and all the spotlight I deserve.

Meet Gator
-8(ish) weeks old
Bearded Dragon.Tiny but Mighty. Spicy Nugget in Training.
About Me:
• Baby energy, big attitude
• Still learning that hands mean love...and not scary sky claws
• Already starting to warm up, I just need a little patience and a lot of snacks
Looking for:
A confident human who knows how to handle a little sass with a lot of sweetness. Someone who sees potential in a spicy baby and wants to help me grow into the chill, friendly dragon I'm meant to be.