About Me:

• I had a rough start — I was found alone in the road — but I’m safe now and ready for a forever home

• Calm, friendly, and happy to hang out on a shoulder or bask in a warm spot

• Loves his snacks, enjoys people-watching, and is always curious about what’s going on around him

 

Looking for:

A loving person who will give me a safe, comfortable home where I can relax and never have to worry again. Bonus points if you talk to me like I’m part of the family — I’ll listen.

About Me:

• I specialize in silently judging your life choices from across the room

• I enjoy long basking sessions, dramatic head tilts, and being the center of attention

• Will absolutely dig through an entire salad like a raccoon in a dumpster just to get to the bugs

 

Looking for:

Looking for a human who knows the way to my heart is through bugs. Must be cool with dramatic pauses, selective affection, and being low-key judged for everything you do.

About Me:

• Sweet, but I’ve perfected the art of the side-eye

• Not a big fan of greens — I’ll dig right past them for the good stuff

• Loves basking in warm spots and keeping a watchful eye on my kingdom

 

Looking for:

A human who understands that I rule with both kindness and judgment. Must be willing to supply plenty of bugs and accept that I will be silently evaluating your every move.

About Me:

• Found in the road but now living the good life while I wait for my forever home

• Sweet as can be… until I see my reflection — then it’s game on

• Loves basking, exploring, and watching the world from a high perch

 

Looking for:

A home that’s got safe spaces, good snacks, and maybe fewer mirrors. Someone who will laugh at my quirks, keep me well-fed, and let me live my best lizard life.

About Me:

• Big, handsome, and easygoing

• Loves a good bug feast, but isn’t quite as excited about his greens (working on it!)

• Enjoys shoulder rides, warm basking spots, and calm company

 

Looking for:

A home that will spoil him with his favorite snacks, give him plenty of time to soak up the heat, and appreciate his sweet, mellow  self.

About Me:

• A little on the shy side, but once I know you, I’m the sweetest noodle around

• Big fan of cozy hides, quiet evenings, and minding my own business

• I might be small for my age, but I make up for it with charm and perfect little face spots 🐍

 

Looking for:

A patient human who understands that trust takes time (and maybe a few tasty meals). Must be okay with slow, gentle hangs and me occasionally disappearing into my hide like a tiny snake hermit

About Me:

• Basically a tiny, soft-eyed angel who just wants to hang out

• Loves gentle handling, cozy naps, and staring at you like you’re her whole world

• Will politely take her snacks and make you feel like the best chef ever 🦗

 

Looking for:

Someone who will give me a warm home, soft words, and endless bugs. Must be okay with falling in love with a lizard, because… I’m kinda irresistible.

About Me:

• Basically just a little ray of lizard sunshine who thinks snacks are a personality trait

• Big fan of hiding in cozy spots, slow blinking like I’m judging you, and midnight cricket snacks

• Will give you the look until you hand over the bugs 🦗

 

Looking for:

A chill human who gets that naps are serious business and bugs are the way to my heart. Bonus points if you tell me I’m pretty at least twice a day